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I will be holding two classes to train people on how to add and delete people from the roster and how to add the badges.  There will be one during the day and one at night.  The date is Saturday April 3rd.  The daytime class will be at 11 a.m. EST and the night time one will be at 10 p.m. EST.  There is no reason for anyone to not be able to attend.  What I need now is for you to respond to this if you are a Chapter Captain and need to learn or if you are a Chapter Captain and have some staff you want to learn (either one can respond) so that I can get a list set up of the times you will be attending.  Thank you all for your help with this!

Ok, this is for all of you that say you want to move up in the clan and have more responsibilities but never get the chance.  I have returned as the Chief to the Generalisimus and we have some positions to be filled.  We need people who are going to be dedicated, but most of all people who will follow through.  When given a task we need to be able to trust that not only will it be done in a timely manner but that it will be done correctly.  If you are unsure in any way that this is NOT something you would enjoy, then do not apply.  Whomever is chosen for these positions are going to be counted on in a big way and we can't be worried if your going to quit or not.  Meuslix needs a CWO-6, CWO-3 and a CWO-1.  I need a CWO-5 and a CWO.  I have requested meuslix add onto "The Rankz" portion of the CoC a description of the position and what staff you are allowed to have.  I will update this thread when that is done.  No one should respond on here if they are interested.  Anyone who is interested please email me at reesa69@cerealkillaz.org.  Applications will be taken until March 31st unless the positions fill up before then.  Please come back and look for updates to this thread.  Thanks and Good Luck To All!!!

Yo, how you Killaz doing? I just needed to bring to your attention the latest fad going around MTGO, which is to be a CerealKillaz Member. The problem is that some people just don't qualify, and a large number of these people have decided that they will just make a clan called "CerealKillaz [ENTER STUPID CHAPTER NAME HERE]" and attempt to live off our fame (or infamy, whichever you like to use here). The funny part about it is that they have actually caused a spur in recruitment.

Now, we here in the leadership have a pretty good idea who it is that is behind most of this stuff, and we're really not too concerned about the offending parties, but we thought the regular clan members (and anyone that sees these fakes running around) should be informed about how to tell the difference between a "real" and a "fake" CerealKillaz clan, whereby I use "real" to designate those clan chapters that are accepted by the leadership group that not only strives hard to maintain THE MOST ACTIVE PLAYGROUP ON MTGO, but also creates and commissions the latest skins for MTGO, operates this site, its related voice chat server, its related email server, and its integrated instant messaging service; and I use "fake" to designate those bitch ass motherfuckers that start a clan called CerealKillaz just to run around and act like buffoons and make people laugh. The way to tell is fairly simple. ALL legitimate CerealKillaz chapter names will start with the word CerealKillaz, be followed by a space, and then have the chapter name directly after it surrounded by our clan colors. An example follows(including all the legitimate chapters currently open):

CerealKillaz Domination

CerealKillaz Ninjaz

CerealKillaz Deathrow

CerealKillaz Oblivion

Whereas the following list will show you what a fake CerealKillaz chapter name will look like, with a complete list of the current fake chapters:

CerealKillaz 8-Ball

CerealKillaz Knuckleheads

CerealKillaz Lust

CerealKillaz Snakez

CerealKillaz Tech

[EDIT/UPDATE] following is a visual representation of what you just read:

Also, be sure to notice that if you type in "CerealKillaz" in the search box on the clan page, the real chapters will always show up on top of the list, it's like WoTC knows what's up, yo!

The good news is that I can tell the fakers what a legitimate clan name for a CerealKillaz chapter looks like, and it is impossible for them to replicate it. Thanks to Wizards of the Coast, the mana symbols and other chat symbols are no longer able to be requested in a clan name. This keeps our method pretty simple. WoTC has also released the limit on clan size, making it infinite, which gives us the ability to continue to grow without the need to create non-uniform chapter names.

Now these fake CKz are all lead by people that know their clans are not really associated with us over here. The problem is, they don't usually tell their members. So, if you see these fake CKz running around, be sure to direct them to the site, YO! Maybe they'll read this article.

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